===== The Kingdom of Tropico ===== ^ //**The Kingdom of Tropico**////Bangsa Tropis////\\ దేశం ట్రోపికల్// ^^ | Location | X -3333, Z-670 | | Local Languages | English, Batman | | Demonym | Tropican | | Leader | Woose1 | | Government | Military Dictatorship| | Establishment | 28.09.11| | Population | 4 | | Abbreviation | KoT | | National Anthem | Tropico, You Very Nice Place | ==== History ==== Tropico was founded by the lone sailor Thorinair, who set out to create an island paradise. He could not have failed more. He was eventually by joined Labs, the Tibetan monk, and Woose, the fat man in a Batman suit. Tropico, around October 1st, experienced a famine that began with that fat bastard Woose eating all the bread like the fat orphan he is. They never recovered. === Notable Historic Events == * The Battle of the Bread The Battle of the Bread began when Woose was being a total fuckwad redistributing the Kingdom's food supply to himself. He took refuge on a tree, devouring the bread ravenously before being taken down by a single arrow hail of arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Earth that barely grazed his stupid face handsome and manly chest hair. * The First Great Expansion On October 2nd, the Kingdom of Tropico expanded to include several other tropical shitholes neighbouring islands. These islands include [[beta_18:settlements:le_isle_de_thor_nar]] and [[beta_18:settlements:the_island_of_goddrick]]. I wouldn't want to live on either one. * The Defense of Tropico In the face of a huge invasion force, the Tropicoans came together under one banner for the first time. Threatened by the utter destruction of an army led by Ghoul, things looked grim for Tropico. However, behind their seawall, they took their posts. The attackers took the weakest point of the gate, but were held off by the brave actions of Woose, Labs, Vlad, Chris, and Thorinair. And thus, the Kingdom of Tropico survived to prosper. * The Second Great Expansion As of December 18th, the Glorious Kingdom of Tropico now controls more shit nobody cares about islands; including the mining island of Kee'lawoh. ==== Landmarks and Surroundings ==== === Landmarks === * Barren Somewhat Functional Wheat Farm * Zombie Infested Cave * Common House for Lonely Bernds * Large Chasm (underneath the island) * Artificial Island/Artificial Forest * Large 3 Story Cobblestone Tower (complete with god-fearing wooden cross) === Surroundings === * Ocean * Sea * Water * Aqua * Marine Enviorment * Not land ==== Economy ==== Currently, the economy of the Kingdom of Tropico is somewhat lacking, with the supply of Wood, Dirt, and other basic materials being scarce, as Tropico is a goddamn island. However, with the newly-built artificial forest to the north end of the island, wood has become somewhat-less of a concern. The mineral value of Tropico itself is quite high, with a varied cave network including multiple intersecting chasms, abandoned mines and [REDACTED] directly underneath the island. Recently, Tropico has become a major producer of food, including Wheat, Melons, Sugar Cane and Fish. ==== Coordinates ==== [[http://mc.dev-urandom.eu/map/#/3349/64/650/-2/mcmapLighting]] (Map is generally old and behind 2-3 days.) ==== Local Life and Issues ==== Starvation, back stabbery, famine, zombie infestation, hunger, nice beaches, and lack of food. ==== Local Government ==== The territory of Tropico is governed by representives from every union within Woose is the mayor for life. //BATMAN// ==== Notable Residents ==== * Thorinair21: Town founder and big fat faggot brave miner who single handedly cried like a little bitch during stopped the zombie invasion. He now works under Woose's dominion. * Woose1: Brave protector of the night, and best ruler forever for life. Currently controls political affairs within tropico with his fanciful pajamas bat-armor. * Labs: Incompetant farmer Greenthumbed master botanist, disaster prone failure of an explorer incredibly attractive adventurer and master of flailing his arms like a fag every martial art known to man. ==== The Tropico National Anthem ==== === Tropico, You Very Nice Place === Tropico, greatest country in the world All other countries are run by little girls Tropico, number one miner of mushroom trees All other country have inferior mushroom trees Tropico, home of Ghoul’s rotten corpse We insulted his mother and now he is dead We hit him with swords, steel, and many arrows Now he is dead, and we all can laugh at him Tropico, Tropico, you very nice place From coast of the mainland to the zombie infested cavern Tropico, friend to all except Nova Kurwa Genocidal maniacs who try to steal our clay Tropico, farming techniques best in world We invented melons and mushroom soup Tropico’s sea water cleanest in the region Except of course for Sci-Fi City Tropico, Tropico, you very nice place From coast of the mainland to the zombie infested cavern Come and grasp the mighty Bat cowl of our leader From well sewn seams to tip of its ears