====== Green and co. Landscaping ======
^ //Green and co. Landscaping// ^^
| {{:guilds:logo.png?300|}} ||
| Main Branch | Al-iskandariya |
| Official Language | English |
| Manager | [[people:greenkitten|Greenkitten]] |
| Motto | //There, all better.// |
| Status | [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MZdKysR53I|Open for business]] |
Green & Co. Landscaping is a landscaping charity that vows to improve boring landscapes across Oceania. The company is renowned server wide for its daring displays of stupidity **genius** when working with the often boring landscapes. In recent times the company has seen a lot of backlash and some see this as griefing though due to the fact that the firm has a love for melons, TNT and cobble, referring to the improved landscapes as [[memes:ukrainian_architecture|Ukrainian in style]].
===== Recent jobs =====
| {{http://i.imgur.com/y9OwR0E.jpg?600|}} | {{http://i.imgur.com/LVfbVeH.jpg?600|}} |
| [[settlements:entonisgay_island|Entonisgay Island]] and [[memes:nazimike|Mike's]] Island | [[settlements:nouvelle-reims|Nouvelle Reims]] |
| {{http://i.imgur.com/e4WlzhT.jpg?600|}} | {{http://i.imgur.com/0ukuSwj.png?600|}}|
| Showcase in [[settlements:al-iskandariya|Al-Iskandariya]] | Greenkitten's house in [[settlements:jazeer_al_kafr|Jazeer al Kafr]] |
==== Customer reactions ====
(2:49:37 PM) baggie: hi
(2:49:47 PM) greenkitten: hello
(2:50:04 PM) baggie: why have you griefed with the massive hole and jesus sign and dirt tower
(2:50:20 PM) greenkitten: I didn't
(2:50:46 PM) greenkitten: I fixed that area
(2:50:50 PM) baggie: but the melon block says you did, it cleary says 'green kitten'
(2:50:52 PM) greenkitten: it was boring before
(2:51:04 PM) baggie: its all still there thou
(2:51:07 PM) greenkitten: Its not griefing if I fixed it :3
(2:51:21 PM) baggie: melons everywhere
(2:51:22 PM) greenkitten: before it was flat and boring
(2:51:27 PM) baggie: with a massive dirt tower
(2:51:33 PM) greenkitten: now its nicer
(2:51:56 PM) baggie: but thats my land i was going to built on, it looks a mess and you have clearly griefed the fuck out of it
(2:52:36 PM) greenkitten: You snooze you lose :P
(2:53:14 PM) baggie: that can't seriously be 'better' its a right mess, are you even in this nation?
(2:53:39 PM) greenkitten: I am a citizen of the world
(2:54:10 PM) baggie: meh ill see what sid says, its a fucking huge mess
==== Customer reviews====
|**Ralxtew**|
| Greenkitten's Greenlandscapingâ„ service offers the best holemaking in the server, guaranteed by years of experience in mongol bombing skills.\\ I didn't enjoy the service, though, because i hate fun. melon/10 t.dragonbro |
|**Sidmarcus01**|
| Greenkitten's Greenlandscapingâ„ service is obviously a mongol device made for creating casus bellis, and it works! WE WAR U MONGOLS WE WAR U! t.Sidmarcus |