====== Green and co. Landscaping ====== ^ //Green and co. Landscaping// ^^ | {{:guilds:logo.png?300|}} || | Main Branch | Al-iskandariya | | Official Language | English | | Manager | [[people:greenkitten|Greenkitten]] | | Motto | //There, all better.// | | Status | [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MZdKysR53I|Open for business]] | Green & Co. Landscaping is a landscaping charity that vows to improve boring landscapes across Oceania. The company is renowned server wide for its daring displays of stupidity **genius** when working with the often boring landscapes. In recent times the company has seen a lot of backlash and some see this as griefing though due to the fact that the firm has a love for melons, TNT and cobble, referring to the improved landscapes as [[memes:ukrainian_architecture|Ukrainian in style]]. ===== Recent jobs ===== | {{http://i.imgur.com/y9OwR0E.jpg?600|}} | {{http://i.imgur.com/LVfbVeH.jpg?600|}} | | [[settlements:entonisgay_island|Entonisgay Island]] and [[memes:nazimike|Mike's]] Island | [[settlements:nouvelle-reims|Nouvelle Reims]] | | {{http://i.imgur.com/e4WlzhT.jpg?600|}} | {{http://i.imgur.com/0ukuSwj.png?600|}}| | Showcase in [[settlements:al-iskandariya|Al-Iskandariya]] | Greenkitten's house in [[settlements:jazeer_al_kafr|Jazeer al Kafr]] | ==== Customer reactions ==== (2:49:37 PM) baggie: hi (2:49:47 PM) greenkitten: hello (2:50:04 PM) baggie: why have you griefed with the massive hole and jesus sign and dirt tower (2:50:20 PM) greenkitten: I didn't (2:50:46 PM) greenkitten: I fixed that area (2:50:50 PM) baggie: but the melon block says you did, it cleary says 'green kitten' (2:50:52 PM) greenkitten: it was boring before (2:51:04 PM) baggie: its all still there thou (2:51:07 PM) greenkitten: Its not griefing if I fixed it :3 (2:51:21 PM) baggie: melons everywhere (2:51:22 PM) greenkitten: before it was flat and boring (2:51:27 PM) baggie: with a massive dirt tower (2:51:33 PM) greenkitten: now its nicer (2:51:56 PM) baggie: but thats my land i was going to built on, it looks a mess and you have clearly griefed the fuck out of it (2:52:36 PM) greenkitten: You snooze you lose :P (2:53:14 PM) baggie: that can't seriously be 'better' its a right mess, are you even in this nation? (2:53:39 PM) greenkitten: I am a citizen of the world (2:54:10 PM) baggie: meh ill see what sid says, its a fucking huge mess ==== Customer reviews==== |**Ralxtew**| | Greenkitten's Greenlandscapingâ„  service offers the best holemaking in the server, guaranteed by years of experience in mongol bombing skills.\\ I didn't enjoy the service, though, because i hate fun. melon/10 t.dragonbro | |**Sidmarcus01**| | Greenkitten's Greenlandscapingâ„  service is obviously a mongol device made for creating casus bellis, and it works! WE WAR U MONGOLS WE WAR U! t.Sidmarcus |