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====== caBastard ======
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^   //caBastard//   ^^
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| Languages | Spanish (native)\\ English\\ Italian |
| Ethnicity | Sephardi |
| Joined | April 15, 2011 |
| Affiliations | Rhodesians\\ AlphaBernd\\ Tangaloa  |
| Contact: | nicabst@hotmail.com |
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Market Anarchist and Libertarian LEL from Nicaragua who will hate you if you come here with some collectivist communist shit. Most inactive and influential individual in the history of this server. Has very IQ in drama.

===== A taste of caBastard =====

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Snake_Plissken: ei alphabernd
Bragzor: beliefbeliefs
Snake_Plissken: cabst was very rude to me for no reason
AlphaBernd: deal with it
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areteee: whatever nerd
areteee: im not saying nirvana is good
areteee: but kurt is a bretty cool guy
Your-Mother: Both shit.
areteee: hue
areteee: so bitter
areteee: this is why your life is shit
areteee: you always hate all the fun things
Your-Mother: Well I'm Your-Mother after all.
Your-Mother: I'm like this because of the faggot I have as a son.
Your-Mother: I should have never left Serbia.
areteee: youre a massive cunt
* areteee has quit ("autism is a way of life")
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<caBst|IRC> wow
<caBst|IRC> so funny meme
<caBst|IRC> very v1adimirr 
<caBst|IRC> wow
<caBst|IRC> so boring
<caBst|IRC> wow
K_Chris sets ban on caBst|IRC!*@*
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<caBst|IRC> Happy Yom HaShoa K_Chris 
<K_Chris> what the fuck is that
<caBst|IRC> It's the Holocaust remembrance day K_Chris.
<caBst|IRC> Remember the 6 million.
* You have been kicked by K_Chris (kike shit)
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==== caBst on love ====
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<caBst|IRC> Hey AlphaBernd I want you to listen to this
<caBst|IRC> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
<HAL> URL: Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart - YouTube
<AlphaBernd> caBst|IRC: why.jpg?
<caBst|IRC> Because I'm singing it to you.
<caBst|IRC> Forever's gonna start tonight AlphaBernd 
<AlphaBernd> caBst|IRC: i am touched
<caBst|IRC> :)
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<houdini> [G] BlakkCooper: do you have browns eyes?
<caBst|IRC> Me?
<houdini> [G] BlakkCooper: yes
<caBst|IRC> Why yes, I have a pair of beautiful brown eyes, and when you look me in the eyes baby you will feel my soul craving for your love.
<caBst|IRC> Why you ask?
<houdini> [G] BlakkCooper: becuase you are full of shit
<caBst|IRC> :(
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<AlphaBernd> caBst|IRC: will you marry me?
<caBst|IRC> Yes!
<AlphaBernd> great!
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==== caBst on the Irish ====
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<caBst|IRC> AlphaBernd PM me my real name.
<Tangaloa> faggot mcgee
<caBst|IRC> >McGee
<caBst|IRC> No, I'm not a Celto-Irish criminal scum like you.
<Tangaloa> you are a fggt though
<Tangaloa> faggot
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<areteee> mazznoff, Enton can into law too
<areteee> at least theoretically :DDDD
<mazznoff> he dropped out
<Tangaloa> i can into law
<caBst|IRC> Your ancestors couldn't since they came in as convicts
<mazznoff> X---DD
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==== caBst on China ====
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<Tangaloa> i think china had the right idea
<caBst|IRC-Zwei> 1 child policy is killing China.
<Tangaloa> good
<caBst|IRC-Zwei> They're about to enjoy their aged population and lack of youth.
<Tangaloa> and the gender imbalance is simply because of their shitty culture
<caBst|IRC-Zwei> I really don't consider the Chinese human anyways.
<Tangaloa> what is a man?
<caBst|IRC-Zwei> ur mom
<caBst|IRC-Zwei> :--------D
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==== caBst on Canada ====
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<caBst-An2> areteee is not my fault K_Chris is a bigot.
<caBst-An2> He is obviously Quebecois: racist and closed minded
<caBst-An2> Anglo Canadians are open for all cultures.
<caBst-An2> That is what makes Canada strong: diversity.
<caBst-An2> Canada is multicultural since its foundations.
<caBst-An2> And finally white Canadians are realizing how privileged they have been.
<caBst-An2> People of all races and religions are climbing up in Canadian society.
<caBst-An2> The new face of Canada will be Hispanic, Asian, Arab, Indian and African.
<caBst-An2> For that Canada needs to become a Republic.
<caBst-An2> The Queen is a symbol of Anglo Saxon oppression.
<caBst-An2> And that my friend is very anti Canadian.
<@K_Chris> this is physically hurting me
<@K_Chris> please stop
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