====== People he wants to bone ======
  * Shakomatic
  * Ivanidiot
  * Roobyon
  * Hinoarashi ;)

If you find yourself on this list bring lube.

====== 0/0 wouldn't bang ======
  * PPA
  * darynu
  * Sidmarcus
  * Juinn
  * FireSeeker
  * the entire Badface mercenary guild
  * GlitchyBat