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The Battle of the Soviet CapitulationPart of the Soviet-Mongol War | |
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Dates | 14-7-12 |
Location | Some desert |
Result | Khanate Victory, Soviets Capitulation |
Belligerents | |
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Strength | |
19 | 8 |
Loses | |
1 | Everyone |
The Final Battle in the bloodiest war in server history.
Background
With the battle count at 2 victories each, the Soviets and the Mongols decided that this would be the tiebreaker. If the Soviets won, the Mongols would be forced to leave the GAM and the Soviets alone, but if the Mongols won, the Soviets would have to pledge allegiance to the great Khan.
Before The Battle
Bremen and Kovio had worked together bringing items to the Mongol side of the battlefield, and one by one combatants on either side managed to make their way to the desert, some with full sets of armour, others with nothing but the shirt on their backs. Everyone on the Mongol side was given armour, weapons and food. Everyone on the Soviet side was given dirt and a prayer.
The Battle
The building phase of the battle began, and within minutes the Mongols had a fort to defend themselves from the Soviet horde. The Soviets staggered along and began building boxes of dirt to shield them from arrows. Fegelein, being the bravest and most honourable of the Soviets, attacked the fort head on and managed to set some people on fire before we ran away. The Mongols fired volleys of arrows at the dirt huts, and the Soviets fired arrows in return.
Kopfjaeger, using his Canadian ingenuity, decided that the Mongols should just rush the Soviets, and they did. Mazznoff got a hundred million kills and after a few minutes the Soviets surrendered uncondiontally. Much celebration was had.
The aftermath
For whatever reason HerrMarisa decided it was necessary to kill everyone who went to the spawn afterward.
Reactions
“Haha benis :—DDDDD” -Ghoul
Following Battle(s)
The Soviets and the Mongols are now united against the GAM, more to come.
Damages
There were no damages because we fought in an empty desert. Chris's feelings were hurt because he didn't get any loot at all and forgot his diamond armour at home. Absurdium was upset because no one told him where the battle was. HerrMarisa's loss of his african negro gf made him kill everyone.