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--- nations:dead:union_of_micronesian_soviet_republics [2012/11/04 23:32]
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 ====== The United Syndicalist Republics ======
-We meet the nation requirements~!
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 ^                 //**The United Syndicalist Republics**//                 ^^
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 Departing from the Island, the expedition crossed many mountains, hiked many deserts, fared many seas before reaching the land proclaimed as Lankar.
+==== The Tangaloa Problem ====
+{{ :nations:hfdf.png?600 |}}
+Around 21:00 on November 4th, Kovio of the Katten Bay Company came over to vist the USR.  What resulted was some play fighting without any problems.  FireSeeker, a citizen of Breshik, vassal to the Khan, came to the conclusion that it was some sort of server conspiracy.  In his fragile little mind, Kovio was some sort of evil demon roaming the lands killing as he willed.  He then renounced being a vassal of the KK (even though he held absolutely no power in Breshik, in fact most people have never even heard of him) and began spamming Powell with messages of how they needed to unite against Kovio.  FireSeeker also demonstrated he has no fucking idea what the hell he is talking about in regards to server politics:
+<file>
+:12  autism	<FireSeeker> .....kovio breshik is not yours, and i just got off the phone with shako
+:12	autism	<kovio> shako is a liar
+:12	autism	<FireSeeker> SHAKO BUILT THE PLACE YOU FAGGOT
+:12	autism	<kovio> what's your point?
+:13	autism	<kovio> did the soviets build their stuff?
+:13	autism	<kovio> did tora build their stuff?
+:13	autism	<kovio> did gam build their stuff?
+:13	autism	<kovio> yes
+:13	autism	<kovio> but is it all ruled by the katten khanate? yes
+:13	autism	<FireSeeker> nope
+:14	autism	<kovio> i dont think you understand how politics work on this server fireseeker
+:14	autism	<FireSeeker> also your griefing is driving everyone off the server
+:14	autism	<kovio> maybe a freebuild server is better suited no?
+:14	autism	<Sikandar> no one is griefing
+:15	autism	<kovio> you dont understand the politics of this server
+:15	autism	<kovio> if you read the rules maybe you'd understand everything i do is legal
+</file>
+Powell, annoyed with the SECRET ALPHA BASE spams he received from FireSeeker, decided to help Kovio in reeling in his legal and rightful vassal.  Powell, accompanied by Jamison and OMFG_Kitties arrived in Breshik.  FireSeeker, paranoid as he was about the secret conspiracy to destroy him spent around 30 minutes asking about the mystery figures before inviting Powell to his secret lair (the ALPHA BASE (?) can be found by going down the well in the city center and taking the minecart ride all the way down.  It also contains his bed.).  FireSeeker found that it was time to put his moves on Powell
+<file>
+:38  autism	<FireSeeker> Don't tell anyone about this place
+:39  autism  <FireSeeker> Here is my bed
+:40  autism  <Powell> The fuck is going on
+</file>
+Kovio came at the most opportune time, killing Jamison as a part of a distraction.  Powell lept into action and attacked FireSeeker before he ran and logged off like a pussy.
+<file>
+:41  autism	<FireSeeker> WTF
+:41	autism	<FireSeeker> DUDE
+:41	autism	<FireSeeker> wtf
+:41	autism	<FireSeeker> WHY YOU ATTACK ME POWELL
+:43  autism	<FireSeeker> powell wtf
+:43	autism	<FireSeeker> tangelall
+:43	autism	<FireSeeker> tangaloa help
+:43	autism	<FireSeeker> he is fucking attacking me
+</file>
+A sacking of THE ALPHA BASE was in order to remind him who he was vassal to, but before that Tangaloa ran in and started waving the ban hammer around.  Attempts were made to explain the situation, but Tangaloa went and perma banned Kovio (reason still unknown) and banned Powell (reason still unknown, the real victim here).
+<file>
+:46  powell	I think I was assaulted
+:46	powell	fireseeker lured me to his 'alphabase'
+:46	powell	and he took me to his bed
+</file>
+Kovio and Powell appealed in the chat but were muted before Tangaloa left while players called his name to no response.
+<file>
+:47  autism	<FireSeeker> so all this time powell lied to me
+:47	autism	<FireSeeker> so kovio, powell, and co are now all in on it
+</file>
+FireSeeker and his fucking conspiracy
+<file>
+:47  autism	<FireSeeker> yeah i thought you were tired of getting killed by him
+:47	autism	<OMFG_Kitties> wtf is going on? kovio killed me but he's my friend so im not like mad about it or anything
+:47	autism	<OMFG_Kitties> whats the issue?
+:47	powell	me and kovio are in a skype call
+</file>
+<file>
+:49  Sikandar[IRC]	FREE KOVIO 2012
+:50	autism	<OMFG_Kitties> tangaloa, please respond ;_:
+:50	autism	<OMFG_Kitties> >no replies ;_;
+</file>
+=== Aftermath ===
+FireSeeker learns of the sacking
+<file>
+:22  autism	<FireSeeker> wow are you srs
+:22	autism	<FireSeeker> i dont spawn at my bed?
+:22	autism	<Aresal> i killed it bro
+:22	autism	<FireSeeker> I AM BACK AT SPAWN WTF
+</file>
+<file>
+:50  autism	<FireSeeker> OMFG
+:50	autism	<Juinn> Did you at least use your bed before...?
+:50	autism	<FireSeeker> no
+:50	autism	<FireSeeker> FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
+:50	autism	<Juinn> Pffffffffff
+:50	autism	<Aresal> DDD
+:50	autism	<FireSeeker> back at spawn
+</file>
+Kovio was unbanned and Powell waited until his ban was over.
 ===== Transit =====
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 === Bureaucrats' Union ===
 Head: Powell
+===== Medals, Events, Ceremonies =====
+==== Medals ====
+=== Medal of Socialist Labor ===
+The most prized of all medals awarded to those who work in the name of the commune.  Xenro won the Medal of Socialist Labor on November 7th, 2012 for his work in the mines.