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| | Anthem | [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iom32fkRyGI|Ich fühle mich so schuldig]] | | | Anthem | [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iom32fkRyGI|Ich fühle mich so schuldig]] | | ||
| | Location | -960 X, 5840 Z \\ [[http://map.dev-urandom.eu/#/-960/64/5840/-2/0/0|Map]] | | | Location | -960 X, 5840 Z \\ [[http://map.dev-urandom.eu/#/-960/64/5840/-2/0/0|Map]] | | ||
| - | | Local Languages | Afrikaans\\ Jiddish\\ | | + | | Local Languages | Afrikaans\\ Yiddish\\ | |
| | Demonyn | Yev | | | Demonyn | Yev | | ||
| | Government | ZOG | | | Government | ZOG | | ||
| | Leader | [[people:p_p_a|P_P_A]] | | | Leader | [[people:p_p_a|P_P_A]] | | ||
| | Establishment | 3rd March 2015 | | | Establishment | 3rd March 2015 | | ||
| - | | Population | 4 Yevs\\ 1 [[people:June|June]] | | + | | Population | 6 Yevs\\ 1 [[people:June|June]] | |
| | [[nations:asc|ASC/S]] | JFT | | | [[nations:asc|ASC/S]] | JFT | | ||
| </WRAP> | </WRAP> | ||
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| ==== Founding ==== | ==== Founding ==== | ||
| <WRAP left> | <WRAP left> | ||
| - | | {{:settlements:2015-03-03_23.56.34.png?214}} | | + | | {{:settlements:joodfontein_2.png?214}} | |
| | Joodfontein. | | | Joodfontein. | | ||
| </WRAP> | </WRAP> | ||
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| ==== The Racist Attack ==== | ==== The Racist Attack ==== | ||
| - | On the 8th of March, an anti-yevitic terrorist by the name of Dylanrules22 committed a racially motivated terror attack on the village, in the hopes that he would be banned as a martyr and pay alimony to 72 strong independent black single mothers in paradise. He made quick work by starting fires, uprooting innocent potatoes and flowers, and killing two <del>million</del> Yevs and horses. He publicly announced the destruction of the innocent village before committing suicide by mod. The damage was fixed a few minutes later. | + | On the 8th of March, an anti-yevitic terrorist by the name of Dylanrules22 committed a racially motivated terror attack on the village, in the hopes that he would be banned as a martyr and pay alimony to 72 strong independent black single mothers in paradise. He started fires, uprooted innocent potatoes and flowers, freed oppressed sheep from the sheepfold and killed two <del>million</del> Yevs and horses. He announced the “destruction” of the village before committing suicide by mod. The damage was fixed a few minutes later. \\ |
| + | June was annoyed with some lazy sheep who didn't want to return to the sheepfold, and so he set them on fire. Later he thoroughly regretted it, and made a gravestone in their memory. | ||
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| ===== Geography ===== | ===== Geography ===== | ||
| Joodfontein is located at the mouth of a small river, which there flows into a sheltered bay. | Joodfontein is located at the mouth of a small river, which there flows into a sheltered bay. | ||
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| | Shlomo†, David, and Sarah | | | Shlomo†, David, and Sarah | | ||
| </WRAP> | </WRAP> | ||
| - | 4 <del>million</del> Yevs reside in Yevfontein, June and P_P_A are honorary citizens. | + | 6 <del>million</del> Yevs reside in Yevfontein, June and P_P_A are honorary citizens. |
| ===== Culture ===== | ===== Culture ===== | ||
| + | <WRAP left> | ||
| + | | {{:settlements:joodfontein_1.png?214}} | | ||
| + | | A typical view of Joodfontein. | | ||
| + | </WRAP> | ||
| The small village bears traces of [[settlements:madeuwe|Madeuwean]] culture, most visible in the all-wooden architecture with its prominent gables. | The small village bears traces of [[settlements:madeuwe|Madeuwean]] culture, most visible in the all-wooden architecture with its prominent gables. | ||